The Allied States of Lost Parasols is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 464 million Lost Parasols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The a Lost Parasol economy, worth 19.3 trillion Reins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,657 Reins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lost Parasols's national animal is the snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lost Parasols is ranked 78,900^th in the world and 105^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 369.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.